CLEAN JOKES
MAIN MENU
Home - Categories
Tell A Friend
Suggest A Joke
Link To Us
Bible Resources
• Bible Study Aids
• Bible Devotionals
• Audio Sermons
Community
• ChristiansUnite Blogs
• Christian Forums
• Facebook Apps
Web Search
• Christian Family Sites
• Top Christian Sites
• Christian RSS Feeds
Family Life
• Christian Finance
• ChristiansUnite KIDS
Shop
• Christian Magazines
• Christian Book Store
Read
• Christian News
• Christian Columns
• Christian Song Lyrics
• Christian Mailing Lists
Connect
• Christian Singles
• Christian Classifieds
Graphics
• Free Christian Clipart
• Christian Wallpaper
Fun Stuff
• Clean Christian Jokes
• Bible Trivia Quiz
• Online Video Games
• Bible Crosswords
Webmasters
• Christian Guestbooks
• Banner Exchange
• Dynamic Content
View Joke!
Cops Jokes
 You're here » Jokes » Cops Jokes » The Ultimate VIP

Category: Clean Cops Jokes
       Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about cops, criminals, speeding, judges, the law, and more.

 The Ultimate VIP 

The Pope has just finished a tour of the Napa Valley and is taking a limousine to San Francisco. Having never driven a limo, he asks the chauffeur if he can drive for a while. Since the chauffeur really doesn't have much of a choice, he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.
      
      The Pope proceeds down Silverado, and starts accelerating to see what the limo can do. He gets to about 90 MPH, and suddenly he sees the red and blue lights of the highway patrol in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.
      
      The trooper, seeing who it is, says, 'Just a moment please, I need to call in.' The trooper calls in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how he should handle it.
      
      'It's not Ted Kennedy again is it?' asks the chief.
      
      'No Sir!' replies the trooper, 'This guy's more important.'
      
      'Is it the Governor?' asks the chief.
      
      'No! Even more important!' replies the trooper.
      
      'Is it the PRESIDENT??? asks the chief.
      
      'No! Even more important!' replies the trooper.
      
      'Well WHO THE HECK is it?' screams the chief.
      
      'I don't know Sir.' replies the trooper, 'but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur.'

Previous Cops Joke | Cops Index | Next Cops Joke

Choose another category

Like This Page?


Email this joke to a friend

Search the Jokes

Enter word or phrase







More From ChristiansUnite...    About Us | Privacy Policy | | ChristiansUnite.com Site Map | Statement of Beliefs



Copyright © 1999-2016 ChristiansUnite.com. All rights reserved.
Please send your questions, comments, or bug reports to the