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Category: Clean Crime Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about cops, criminals, robbers, speeding, the law, jail, and more.  New Yorkers in Heaven  ne day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?".              God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."              St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"              "Who, the New Yorkers?".              "No, the Pearly Gates." Previous Crime Joke | Crime Index | Next Crime Joke Choose another category