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 Last Meal 

Three men, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution.
      
      They asked the Frenchman what he wanted.
      
      "Give me some good French wine and French bread," he requested. So they gave it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him.
      
      Next it was the Italian's turn.
      
      "Give me a big plate of pasta," said the Italian.
      
      So they brought it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him.
      
      Now it was the Jew's turn. "I want a big bowl of strawberries, " said the Jew.
      
      "Strawberries!!! They aren't even in season!"
      
      "So, I'll wait..."

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