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 Say Something 

A pastor was doing a funeral the first week of a new appointment and therefore was unable to say anything at all about the man whose body was in the casket. So he asked for those present to share. He said, "Is there anyone here how can say something good about this man?"
      
      Silence.
      
      He went on, "Is there someone here who can say something pretty good about this man?"
      
      More silence.
      
      Again the pastor went on, "Is there someone who can say anything at all that is at least somewhat positive about this man?" Finally an older gentleman stood up and said, "Well, he wasn't as bad as his brother.!"

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