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Category: Clean Drunks Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about cops, drunks, and overall stupidity of alcohol and drinking.  Language difficulties  Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.              The producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer.              Picking himself up, he yelled, "What was that for?"              The producer ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you $B%'%'(J@@!!$B%'%'(J! My dad perished in that bombing!"              "I am not Japanese, you stupid Nincompoop! I am a Chinese!"              "Yeah yeah yeah ...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese, ... you are all the same."              Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor.              "What was that for?!!" exclaimed the producer.              "That's for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied.              "You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg! " shouted the producer.              "Yeah yeah yeah... Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all the same!" Previous Drunks Joke | Drunks Index | Next Drunks Joke Choose another category

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