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 Want to Go to Heaven 

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father."
      
      The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"
      
      "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
      
      "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
      
      O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."
      
      The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
      
      O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

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