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Category: Clean God Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about God, faith, eternity, heaven, justice, and more.  Letters To God        Dear God,       In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?   - Jane              Dear God,       I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.  - Elliot              Dear God,       Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla              Dear God,       I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!  - Eugene              Dear God,       I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.  - Allison              Dear God,       Are you really invisible or is that a trick?  - Lucy              Dear God,       Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?   - Anita              Dear God,       Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?  - Norma              Dear God,       Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?  - Cindy              Dear God,       Who draws the lines around countries?  - Nan              Dear God,       The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool". But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. - Edward              Dear God,       I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?  - Neil              Dear God,       What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.  - Robert              Dear God,       Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce              Dear God,       Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.   - Tom Previous God Joke | God Index | Next God Joke Choose another category