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       Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about God, faith, eternity, heaven, justice, and more.

 Letters To God 

      Dear God,
      In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?   - Jane
      
      Dear God,
      I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.  - Elliot
      
      Dear God,
      Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla
      
      Dear God,
      I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!  - Eugene
      
      Dear God,
      I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.  - Allison
      
      Dear God,
      Are you really invisible or is that a trick?  - Lucy
      
      Dear God,
      Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?   - Anita
      
      Dear God,
      Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?  - Norma
      
      Dear God,
      Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?  - Cindy
      
      Dear God,
      Who draws the lines around countries?  - Nan
      
      Dear God,
      The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool". But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. - Edward
      
      Dear God,
      I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?  - Neil
      
      Dear God,
      What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.  - Robert
      
      Dear God,
      Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce
      
      Dear God,
      Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.   - Tom

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