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Category: Clean God Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about God, faith, eternity, heaven, justice, and more.  Letters To God 2        Dear God,       Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.  - Bruce              Dear God,       If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.  - Denise              Dear God,       My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.  - Danny              Dear God,       Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry              Dear God,       I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.   - Sam              Dear God,       You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.  - Dean              Dear God,       I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - Brad              Dear God,       Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best. - Ron              Dear God,       My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?  - Marsha              Dear God,       If You watch me in Church Sunday. I'll show You my new shoes.  - Mickey              Dear God,       I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. - Chris              Dear God,       We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea. - Donna              Dear God,       I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know that. I am not just saying that because You are God already. - Charles              Dear God,       It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell You who I am) Previous God Joke | God Index | Next God Joke Choose another category

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