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 What's for Breakfast 

A mother and father were frustrated with their two boys that had developed a foul mouth from being around kids at school. The Father told his wife, "I known what my father would do if I used words our sons are using. He would grab us up and whip us with a belt. I believe that is the only thing that will work with thees boys."
      
      Being desparate, the mother said, "O.K., we will try that first thing Monday morning."
      
      On Monday morning the first boy came down the stairs for breakfast. He sat down and the mother asked him what he wanted for breakfast.
      
      The boy said, "I guess I want those "blinkety blank" cornflakes. Without saying a word the Father grabbed him and whipped him good with a belt.
      
      The second boy had witnessed the event from the top of the stairs. The Father look up at him and said, "What do you want from breakfast."
      
      The second boy said, "I don't know, but I sure don't want any of those "blinkety blank" cornflakes."

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