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 Four-Letter Words 

As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. "How did everything go?" her mom asked.
      
      "Oh, mother," she began, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language. Stuff I'd never heard before. Really terrible four-letter words. You've got to come get me and take me home. Please, Mother!" the new bride sobbed over the telephone.
      
      "But, honey," the mother countered, "What four-letter words?"
      
      "I can't tell you, mother, they're too awful! Come get me, please!"
      
      "Darling, you must tell me what has gotten you so upset.... Tell mother what four-letter words he used."
      
      Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook."

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