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Category: Clean Marriage Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about marriage, husbands, wives, kids, men, women, and more.  The Painting  woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."              "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.              "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery." Previous Marriage Joke | Marriage Index | Next Marriage Joke Choose another category

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