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Category: Clean Men vs. Women Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about marriage, husbands, wives, kids, men, women, and more.  At the ATM Machine        Differences Between The Sexes Observed At The Drive-Up ATM Machine.              HIM:              1) Pull up to ATM       2) Insert card       3) Enter PIN number and account       4) Take cash, card and receipt              HER:              1) Pull up to ATM       2) Check makeup in rearview mirror       3) Shut off engine       4) Put keys in purse       5) Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine       6) Hunt for card in purse       7) Insert card       8) Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it       9) Enter PIN number       10) Study instructions for at least 2 minutes       11) Hit "cancel"       12) Re-enter correct PIN number       12A) Hit "cancel"       12B) Call husband to get correct PIN number       13) Check balance       14) Look for envelope       15) Look in purse for pen       16) Make out deposit slip       17) Endorse checks       18) Make deposit       19) Study instructions       20) Make cash withdrawal       21) Get in car       22) Check makeup       23) Look for keys       24) Start car       25) Check makeup       26) Start pulling away       27) STOP       28) Back up to machine       29) Get out of car       30) Take card and receipt       31) Get back in car       32) Put card in wallet       33) Put receipt in checkbook       34) Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook       35) Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook       36) Check makeup       37) Put car in gear, reverse       38) Put car in drive       39) Drive away from machine       40) Travel 3 miles       41) Release parking brake Previous Men vs. Women Joke | Men vs. Women Index | Next Men vs. Women Joke Choose another category

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