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Category: Clean Mothers Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about mothers, kids, husbands, wives, marriage, and more.  Name Those Twins  pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.              The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them."              The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!" She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"              "Denise."              "Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"              "Denephew. " Previous Mothers Joke | Mothers Index | Next Mothers Joke Choose another category

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