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 Sayings Of Bible Mothers 

      10. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been! (Judges 14:5-8)
      
      9. David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!
      
      8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!
      
      7. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! I told you never to play with fire!
      
      6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!
      
      5. Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!
      
      4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your clothes! (Judges 6:11)
      
      3. James and John! No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder! (Mark 3:17)
      
      2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again?!
      
      And the number one biblical saying of mothers is:
      
      1. Jesus! Stop working on that old wood and come in and eat! You'd spend your life on that wood, if your father asked ya to!*
      
      * Please note that the word "spend" isn't used in the sense of time, but in the sense of "giving his all" "being poured out".

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