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 Then and Now 

      Then: Long hair
      Now : Longing for hair
      
      Then: A keg
      Now : An EKG
      
      Then: Acid rock
      Now : Acid reflux
      
      Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
      Now : Moving to California because it's hot.
      
      Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
      Now : Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids
      
      Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
      Now : Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
      
      Then: Killer weed
      Now : Weed killer
      
      Then: The Grateful Dead
      Now : Dr. Kevorkian
      
      Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
      Now : Getting a new hip joint

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