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Congressman was once asked about his attitude towards whiskey.
"If you mean that demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts need funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it.
This is my position, and I will not compromise"