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Category: Clean Politics Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about politics, politicians, presidents, Clinton, Bush, and more.  Politician and the Butter  Senator is in a restaurant and the waiter brings over the rolls, but no butter. "May I have some butter, please?" The waiter gives a slight nod and wanders off. Ten minutes later, still no butter. The senator catches his eye.              "May I have some butter, Please?"              Still the vaguest of responses, and after ten more minutes, still no butter.              "Maybe you don't know who I am," says the senator. "I'm a Princeton graduate, a Rhodes scholar, an All-American basketball player who played with the New York Knicks in the pros, and I'm currently a United States senator, chairman of the International Debt Subcommittee of the Senate Finance Committee, chairman of the Water and Power Subcommittee of the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee, and a member of the Senate Select Intelligence Committee."              "Maybe you don't know who I am," said the waiter. "I'm the guy who's in charge of the butter". Previous Politics Joke | Politics Index | Next Politics Joke Choose another category

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