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 A New Bible Quiz 

      Q: How can you make God laugh?
      A: Tell Him your plans for the future.
      
      Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
      A: Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
      
      Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
      A: Pharaoh's daughter - she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
      
      Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
      A: Ruth-less.
      
      Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
      A: Nebuchadnezzar - he was on grass for seven years.
      
      Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
      A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
      A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
      A: Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
      
      Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
      A: Samson - he brought the house down.
      
      Q: What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
      A: They really raised Cain.
      
      Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
      A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.
      
      Q: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
      A: Because Job 16:12a says, "I was at ease, but He has shattered me; He also has taken me by my neck, and shaken me to pieces"

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