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 A New Bible Quiz 2 

      Q: The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories?
      A: They used floodlights.
      
      Q: Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
      A: David - he rocked Goliath to sleep.
      
      Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
      A: German Shepherds.
      
      Q: What is the best way to get to Paradise?
      A: Turn right and go straight.
      
      Q: Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
      A: Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
      
      Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
      A: The area around the Jordan - the banks were always overflowing.
      
      Q: Which bible character had no parents?
      A: Joshua, son of Nun.
      
      Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
      A: He only had two worms!
      
      Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible ?
      A: Noah: He was floating his stock, while everyone else was in liquidation.
      
      Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible ?
      A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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