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      How do crazy people go through the forest?
       - They take the psycho path.
      How do you make holy water?
       - Boil the hell out of it.
      What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
       - "Dam"
      What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
       - Polaroids.
      What do prisoners use to call each other?
       - Cell phones.
      What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
       - A stick.
      What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
       - Nacho Cheese.
      What do you call Santa's helpers?
       - Subordinate Clauses.
      What do you get from a pampered cow?
       - Spoiled milk.
      What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
       - A nervous wreck.
      Where do you find a dog with no legs?
       - Right where you left him.
      Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
       - They're trying to get away from the noise.
      What is a zebra?
       - 25 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
      What do you get when you cross a Pit Bull with a Collie?
       - A dog that runs for help ... after it bites your leg off.
      What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
       - Sanka.

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