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 The End of the World 

      When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?
      
      USA Today: We're dead
      
      The Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones plummets as world ends
      
      National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, together again
      
      Playboy: Girls of the apocalypse
      
      Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple loses market share
      
      Victoria's Secret Catalog: Our final sale
      
      Sports Illustrated: Game over!
      
      Wired: The last new thing!
      
      Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead reunion tour
      
      Readers Digest: 'Bye!
      
      Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?
      
      TV Guide: Death and damnation: Nielson Ratings soar!
      
      Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 lbs by judgement day with our new "Armageddon" Diet!
      
      America Online: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes.
      
      Inc. Magazine: Ten ways you can profit from the apocalypse!

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