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 Questions to Ponder 2 

      Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
      
      Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
      
      How can there be self-help "groups"?
      
      How do you get off a nonstop flight?
      
      How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
      
      How many weeks are there in a light year?
      
      If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
      
      If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
      
      If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
      
      If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
      
      If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
      
      If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
      
      If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
      
      If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
      
      If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
      
      Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
      
      Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?

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