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 Questions to Ponder 1 

      How come wrong numbers are never busy?
      
      Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
      
      Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?
      
      Does killing time damage eternity?
      
      Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
      
      Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
      
      Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
      
      Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
      
      Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
      
      Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
      
      Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
      
      Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
      
      Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
      
      Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
      
      Do pilots take crash-courses?
      
      Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
      
      Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

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