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 Silly Questions 

      Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
      A: They all have phones.
      
      Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
      A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
      
      Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
      A: A stick.
      
      Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
      A: Nacho Cheese.
      
      Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
      A: Subordinate Clauses.
      
      Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
      A: Quatro sinko.
      
      Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
      A: Spoiled milk.
      
      Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
      A: Frostbite.
      
      Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
      A: A pool table.
      
      Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
      A: Sanka.
      
      Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
      A: A nervous wreck.
      
      Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
      A: They're trying to get away from the noise.
      
      Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
      A: Because they have big fingers.

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