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 Satan's Beatitudes 

Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians in Church ~ they are my best workers.
      
      Blessed are those who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked ~ I can use them in my business.
      
      Blessed are those who are touchy. Soon they will stop going to church ~ verily, they shall be my missionaries.
      
      Blessed are those who sow gossip and trouble ~ they are my beloved children.
      
      Blessed are those who have no time to pray ~ for they MY prey.
      
      Blessed are those who gossip ~ for they are my secret agents.
      
      Blessed are you when you read this and think it has everything to do with other people, and nothing to do with you. ~ I've got room for YOU at my inn.

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