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 The Fence 

There was a large group of people. On one side of the group stood a man, Jesus. On the other side of the group stood Satan. Separating them, running through the group, was a fence.
      
      The scene set, both Jesus and Satan began calling to the people in the group and, one by one - each having made up his or her own mind - each went to either Jesus or Satan.
      
      This kept going. Soon enough, Jesus had gathered around him a group of people from the larger crowd, as did Satan.
      
      But one man joined neither group. He climbed the fence that was there and sat on it. Then Jesus and his people left and disappeared. So too did Satan and his people. And the man on the fence sat alone.
      
      As this man sat, Satan came back, looking for something which he appeared to have lost. The man said, "Have you lost something?" Satan looked straight at him and replied, "No, there you are. Come with me."
      
      "But", said the man, "I sat on the fence. I chose neither you nor him."
      
      "That's okay," said Satan. "I own the fence."

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