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 Letter Home 

      Dear Mom and Dad,
      I guess you heard by now that the dorm burned. We were all in the basement smoking pot, and I guess somehow we set the dorm on fire. But no one was hurt, and we got most of our belongings out in time. Oh, and I'm getting married soon. You see, I have to, because I'm going to have a baby... you'll meet Bob soon, he's got a really swell Harley...
      Actually... I'm not pregnant, and I don't even know anyone named Bob... and I'm not going to get married. There was no fire and I wouldn't know what to do with pot... but I did flunk chemistry, and I just wanted you to be able to put it into perspective!

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