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Category: Clean Stupidity Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about the stupid things we say and do and stupid things in life.  Stupid Signs        Spotted in a toilet of a London office:       TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW              In a Laundromat:       AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT              In a London department store:       BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS              In an office:       WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN              In an office:       AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD              Outside a secondhand shop:       WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?              Notice in health food shop window:       CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS              Spotted in a safari park:       ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR              Notice in a farmer's field:       THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.              Message on a leaflet:       IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS              On a repair shop door:       WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) Previous Stupidity Joke | Stupidity Index | Next Stupidity Joke Choose another category

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