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Category: Clean Technology Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about technology, computers, phones, Bill Gates, email, and more.  New Year's Resolutions        New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies              1. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses.              2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.              3. I resolve to work with neglected children—my own.              4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.              5. I resolve to back up my 10GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...              6. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.              7. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support."              8. I will read the manual.              9. I will think of a password other than "password."              10. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning. Previous Technology Joke | Technology Index | Next Technology Joke Choose another category