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 New Year's Resolutions 

      New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies
      1. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses.
      2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.
      3. I resolve to work with neglected children—my own.
      4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
      5. I resolve to back up my 10GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...
      6. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.
      7. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support."
      8. I will read the manual.
      9. I will think of a password other than "password."
      10. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.

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