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Funny One-Liners Jokes
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  1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
  2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back
  3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
  4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
  5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
  6. Never answer an anonymous letter
  7. It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better
  8. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
  9. Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours
  10. Few women admit their age; few men act it
  11. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
  12. No one is listening until you make a mistake
  13. Give me ambiguity or give me something else
  14. We have enough youth How about a fountain of "Smart"?
  15. He who laughs last thinks slowest
  16. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes
  17. Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else
  18. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
  19. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't
  20. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

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