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Funny One-Liners Jokes
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 Funny One-Liners 2 

      

  1. Nuke the Whales
  2. I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out
  3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
  4. Out of my mind Back in five minutes
  5. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
  6. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
  7. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot
  8. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep
  9. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it
  10. You can't have everything; where would you put it?
  11. I took an IQ test and the results were negative
  12. Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
  13. We are born naked, wet and hungry Then things get worse
  14. Be nice to your kids They'll choose your nursing home
  15. DNA: National Dyslexic Association
  16. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
  17. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
  18. Eat right Stay fit Die anyway
  19. DARE to keep cops off donuts
  20. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool

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