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Funny One-Liners Jokes
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 Funny One-Liners 4 

      

  1. Gravity always gets me down
  2. This statement is false
  3. Eschew obfuscation
  4. They told me I was gullibleand I believed them
  5. It's bad luck to be superstitious
  6. According to my best recollection, I don't remember
  7. The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary
  8. Honk if you like peace and quiet
  9. The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened
  10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization
  11. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
  12. Save the whales Collect the whole set
  13. A day without sunshine is like, night
  14. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
  15. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
  16. Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
  17. Life is too complicated in the morning
  18. We are all part of the ultimate statistic-ten out of ten die
  19. Nobody's perfect I'm a Nobody
  20. Ask me about my vow of silence

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