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Category: Clean Funny One-Liners Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean one-liner jokes and words of wit and wisdom.  Funny One-Liners 4         Gravity always gets me down This statement is false Eschew obfuscation They told me I was gullibleand I believed them It's bad luck to be superstitious According to my best recollection, I don't remember The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary Honk if you like peace and quiet The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened Atheism is a non-prophet organization Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? Save the whales Collect the whole set A day without sunshine is like, night The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Life is too complicated in the morning We are all part of the ultimate statistic-ten out of ten die Nobody's perfect I'm a Nobody Ask me about my vow of silence Previous Funny One-Liners Joke | Funny One-Liners Index | Next Funny One-Liners Joke Choose another category

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