|Category: Clean Funny One-Liners Jokes|
Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean one-liner jokes and words of wit and wisdom.
- The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread
- The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do
- Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way
- If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria
- If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- Stop repeat offenders Don't re-elect them!
- I intend to live forever So far so good
- Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
- Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery
- I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
- I've had amnesia as long as I can remember
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
- Vacation begins when Dad says, "I know a short cut"
- Evolution: True science fiction
- What's another word for Thesaurus?
- Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries