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 Funny One-Liners 5 


  1. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread
  2. The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do
  3. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way
  4. If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria
  5. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving
  6. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  7. Stop repeat offenders Don't re-elect them!
  8. I intend to live forever So far so good
  9. Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?
  10. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  11. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
  12. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery
  13. I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
  14. I've had amnesia as long as I can remember
  15. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
  16. Vacation begins when Dad says, "I know a short cut"
  17. Evolution: True science fiction
  18. What's another word for Thesaurus?
  19. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time
  20. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries

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