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 Prognosis Not Good 

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
      
      1. "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood."
      2. "At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work."
      3. "For dinner, fix an especially nice meal and don't burden him with household chores."
      4. "Satisfy his every whim."
      
      On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said.
      
      She replied "You're going to die."

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