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 The Perfect Husband 

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
      
      "Hello?"
      
      "Honey, It's me."
      
      "Sugar!"
      
      "Are you at the club?"
      
      "Yes."
      
      "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
      
      "What's the price?"
      
      "Only $1,500.00"
      
      "Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..."
      
      "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
      
      "What price did he quote you?"
      
      "Only $60,000..."
      
      "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
      
      "Great!, before we hang up, something else..."
      
      "What?"
      
      "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..." "How much are they asking?"
      
      "Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
      
      "OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
      
      "Bye... I do too..."
      
      The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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