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Category: Clean Husbands Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about husbands, kids, wives, and forgotten anniversaries.  The Fiance  young woman brought her fiance home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man.              The father invited the fiancee to his study for a talk. "So what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.              "I am a Biblical scholar," he replies.              "A Biblical scholar. Hmmm," the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"              "I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."              "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asked the father.              "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."              "And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"              "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance.              The conversation proceeded like this, and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insists that God will provide.              Later, the mother asked, "How did it go, Honey?" The father answered, "He has no job and no plans, and he thinks I'm God." Previous Husbands Joke | Husbands Index | Next Husbands Joke Choose another category