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 If God Had Voice Mail 

We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern life. But you may have wondered, "What if God decided to install voice mail?" Imagine praying and hearing this...
      
      Thank you for calling My Father's House.
      Please select one of the following options:
      
      Press 1 for request
      Press 2 for thanksgiving
      Press 3 for complaints
      Press 4 for all other inquiries
      
      What if God used the familiar excuse, "All the angels are helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line. You call will be answered in the order it was received.
      
      Can you imagine getting these kinds of response as you call on God in prayer?
      
      If you would like to speak to Gabriel, press 1 now
      If you would like to speak to Michael, press 2 now
      For a directory of other angels, press 3 now
      If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you're holding, press 4 now
      
      To find out if a love one has been assigned to heaven, enter his or her social security number now.
      
      For reservations at My Father's House, press the letters J-O-H-N and then 3-1-6.
      
      For answers on nagging questions about the age of earth and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.
      
      Our computers show that you have already called once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow.
      
      This office is close for the weekend. Please call again on Monday after 9:00 a.m.

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