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ave you ever had a hard time pushing your way through one of those phone voice mail systems? If you've had to use more that two or three of them in one day, you probably need help from the Psychiatric Hot Line.
Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hot Line
--If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1...repeatedly.
--If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
--If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
--If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
--If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
--If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.