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Category: Clean Technology Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about technology, computers, phones, Bill Gates, email, and more.  Not So Long Ago        Not so long ago....              An application was for employment              A program was a TV show              A cursor used profanity              A keyboard was a piano!              Memory was something that you lost with age.              A CD was a bank account              Compress was something you did to garbage not to a file.              And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile!              Log on was adding wood to a fire.              Hard drive was a long trip on the road.              A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.              And a backup happened to your commode!              Cut - you did with a pocket knife.              Paste you did with glue.              A web was a spider's home.              And a virus was the flu!              I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper.              And the memory in my head.              I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead! Previous Technology Joke | Technology Index | Next Technology Joke Choose another category