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 Not So Long Ago 

      Not so long ago....
      
      An application was for employment
      
      A program was a TV show
      
      A cursor used profanity
      
      A keyboard was a piano!
      
      Memory was something that you lost with age.
      
      A CD was a bank account
      
      Compress was something you did to garbage not to a file.
      
      And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile!
      
      Log on was adding wood to a fire.
      
      Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
      
      A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
      
      And a backup happened to your commode!
      
      Cut - you did with a pocket knife.
      
      Paste you did with glue.
      
      A web was a spider's home.
      
      And a virus was the flu!
      
      I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper.
      
      And the memory in my head.
      
      I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead!

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