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Funny One-Liners Jokes
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 One Line Groaners 

      I think that if Aliens ever visit earth, we should act superior to them; I mean, sure they can travel through space faster than the speed of light, but I bet they don't know even one good blonde joke.
      
      When I was a child and got dirty, my mother would spit on a handkerchief and use it to clean the dirt off. I guess in her mind, muddy and disgusting was better than just muddy.
      
      I sleep better at night knowing that scientists can clone sheep.
      
      For others who may not know this: When the preacher says, "You may now kiss the bride," he's only speaking to the groom.
      
      I ran out of ice cream bars the other day, and I cried. Then I remembered Alexander the Great, and how he wept when there were no more worlds to conquer. How very much alike we are, I thought.
      
      There are twelve months in the year. That's kind of cool, because it makes life a little more predictable.
      
      Why not drink a whole bottle of battery acid, and THEN get swallowed by a python? Boy, the joke's on him!
      
      If you're only as old as you feel, how come I can't retire yet??
      
      I think having "MEN" and "WOMEN" signs on bathrooms is a bad idea, because if aliens thought those rooms held standard specimens and went in to record data, they'd get some pretty bizarre examples.
      
      If I ever make it on Wheel of Fortune, I'm sneakin' in my own vowels under my jacket. No way I'm gonna pay $250, especially for a "U".
      
      I don't mind taking a risk, as long as I know everything will turn out okay.
      
      And I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings. And I HATE people like that!
      
      There's no time like the present. But a couple of minutes ago probably bore a "striking" similarity.

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